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@frank farmer

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( He shouldn't even be doing this, it's against every protocol. He probably has an assistant handling his phone, anyway, network or not. But, Embry is here. And according to him, so is his brother. He's nothing if not respectful. )

Mr. President.

un: lark, cw: slurs

[haggle]

mr. president,
your AG just called me a little cunt and implied your stroke game's mediocre
just wanted to loop you in 💅
wasn't sure if you were still letting him speak in public with a mouth like that
anyway, see you tonight. i'll be wearing the pearls you like
xoxo
— miss america

un: jb.

[restored]

you don't call, you don't write
forgotten me already?

[Just...ignore the fact he's the one who took the extended sabbatical in the first place.]

@littleprince

[hymen]

[ following one nuclear-level anora-related meltdown — ]

i want to go home.
everything sucks here and i hate it.

@frank farmer

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Did a body drop at your party?