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maxen ashley colchester. ([personal profile] achilles) wrote2025-06-01 10:55 am

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@frank farmer

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( He shouldn't even be doing this, it's against every protocol. He probably has an assistant handling his phone, anyway, network or not. But, Embry is here. And according to him, so is his brother. He's nothing if not respectful. )

Mr. President.
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[personal profile] advertising 2025-06-01 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
( well. it's over. )

Good. Alive. And kicking. You're throwing a party?
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( He does. He knows what you're both like. One more than the other, of course. He was professionally silent. No judgment. And no acknowledgment about how hot he thought everything was, anyway.

Until Ash got his hands on him.
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Sent him a picture and everything.

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[personal profile] haggle 2025-06-02 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
mr. president,
your AG just called me a little cunt and implied your stroke game's mediocre
just wanted to loop you in 💅
wasn't sure if you were still letting him speak in public with a mouth like that
anyway, see you tonight. i'll be wearing the pearls you like
xoxo
— miss america
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[personal profile] haggle 2025-06-02 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
he probably just needs a good hard lesson 😇
you're the best at those

hmmmm
five. you know i like it big
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[personal profile] haggle 2025-06-02 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
always
so generous, mr. president ❤️❤️ you keep spoiling me

his balls must always be full
miserable little shit
so, you gonna pick who gets the honor (lol) of fucking him?

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[personal profile] restored 2025-06-03 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
you don't call, you don't write
forgotten me already?


[Just...ignore the fact he's the one who took the extended sabbatical in the first place.]
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[personal profile] restored 2025-06-09 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
think it's a little soon to be kicking craig out already
guess that means i should go with option 1
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@littleprince

[personal profile] hymen 2025-06-09 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ following one nuclear-level anora-related meltdown]

i want to go home.
everything sucks here and i hate it.
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-06-09 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ bitch,, ]

did she tell you she was leaving?
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-06-09 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ instantly — ] nothing.

the press liked your story, though. so maybe you should just cool it for a while. don’t snatch up anyone new.
you have me, anyway.

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@frank farmer

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Did a body drop at your party?
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Yes sir.

( for a split second, he does miss being in the inner circle. when not being wrecked by the president, it was quite a boring job outside of the scandal, and yes, body moving. he actually thought he could help, and feels like embry's pretty out on a limb.

but what does he expect. still, he can ask a vague question he will probably be dismissed with.
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Do you need anything from me, sir? I have a few hours.
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-06-21 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
are you done being mad at me?
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-06-23 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ recovering from a blackout bender hissy fit that lasted ten days, thanks for asking, thanks for checking on him, thanks for making sure he wasn't DEAD ]

i took your advice. there's a girl.
i was gonna pin a murder on her but her family's loaded with oil money and they're all gonna support your reelection efforts now. and she's really hot. we look amazing at breakfast together.

find a place in this godforsaken hellhole where we can sneak away. it's been too long.

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