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yeah, you do, mister third party. he's all kinds of scandalous.

Do you have something you want to say about him?

off the record? he's got a nice dick, and he's fucking crazy.

( the truth: )

He’s not crazy.

( the lie: )

And I wouldn’t know anything about his dick. Your information is wrong.

i'm frequently full of shit, but i'm rarely wrong. didn't say you'd know anything about his dick, anyway, but now i'm starting to wonder.

You mentioned it. Is that all you want to say?

not remotely, but i don't wanna bust my nut so early.

( this isn't even foreplay, after all. )

just a pulse check. (:

Because I’m the president?

no, that doesn't really mean anything to me. you snow bunny politicians are a dime a dozen. it's the rest of you i'm interested in.

do you like broken things, ash?

( "snow bunny" ??? screams )

I like breaking things.

( that explains a little. )

do you like breaking already broken things?

I'd say I'm non-discriminating. I like putting them back together again, too.

that only works if humpty dumpty still has all his pieces. some shit you can't fix.

I don't believe that. Even if the end shape is different, broken things can still be fixed.

well, we all gotta be wrong sometimes.

Hasn't happened for me yet, but if you give a return address, I'll let you know when it does.

oh, you ain't gonna need one, trust me.

I'll see you soon, I take it.

i'm just hard to avoid.

( inevitable, even. )

besides, we got a mutual friend.

You know, he'll just tell me who you are.

i know, that's why i ain't doing his job for him.

Alright, Danny.

you two must be thick as thieves. see you around, president colchester.

We're best friends. And you can call me Ash. I'll be seeing you.

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