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maxen ashley colchester. ([personal profile] achilles) wrote2024-07-18 05:43 pm

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[personal profile] hymen 2025-02-05 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
i prefer "asshole" or "bastard."

[ how dare you think it was because of the american flag cosplayer and not because of the power of alicent hightower's pussy. ]

try not to get too excited, but if i make blood contact with a zombie, i can control it.
i mean. kind of. enough to get the upper hand, anyway.
the downside is we don't have a good supply of cookies and orange juice.
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-02-06 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
you're just looking for an excuse to put your boot on my back.

why isn't the coronal an option?
i say we raid the bodega and then go to the otherworld. we only need enough food for three people.
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-02-06 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
we'll have plenty of time for you to air out your grievances later when our phones die and i can't text you dick pics.

i did name a place. the drug den. you ignored my brilliant suggestion. why do you think everyone that does blow is so skinny? we won't even need food.


[ fine, he's getting a stupid bag for you. ]
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-02-06 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
ask me nicely and i'll show you in person.

okay, stop. i'm not three years old. my recreational interests are well within the parameters of normal white male behavior, although i recognize they might not live up to presidential standards.
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-02-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
consider how fun begging at my feet could be as a concept.

[ great. his least favorite thing to talk about. he fucked up badly in telling ash the first time. he fucked up in ways that are probably unforgivable with hawk. alicent had rightfully eviscerated him before he could unload the truth onto her. parisa might truly be the only one that remains remarkably unchanged by his bullshit. ]

nothing to worry about. i think they stopped.
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-02-06 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
want to bet? we'd have to have something good at stake. like me topping you.

why? how am i supposed to know that, ash? do you want to do a seance with the house and ask?
you could just say wow, embry, i'm really glad that fucked up shit's not happening to you anymore.
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-02-06 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
do your conditions involve the appearance of the cannibalistic dead?

even if it does happen, it doesn't need to be a big thing every time. i'm not going through this every month with you.
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-02-06 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
wait. really? you will?











i don't know where i could end up. and i feel like it's better if we don't talk about it, because every time i talk to you, i say something shitty and i hurt you.
a lot of the time it's on purpose, but sometimes it's not.
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-02-06 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
yeah. deal.

i know you're not gonna break, achilles.
but my specialty is ruining things. and i selfishly want you to still like me.
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[personal profile] hymen 2025-02-06 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
i don't even know what i agreed to. except that your asshole is mine now.

[ hey. stop being so romantic when he keeps fucking up so badly. ]

take your temp v, captain. we're going skull-busting.