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[achilles]

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[ghostface]

reagan or carter?

[achilles]

Carter.

[ghostface]

carter over jfk? no shit. you must be aggressively centrist.

[achilles]

( definitely not embry then! )

I'm third party. I don't agree with the two-party system.
Also I'd choose anyone over Ronald Reagan.

[ghostface]

you're third party? and you got elected as president of the united states? ( . . . ) of america?

[achilles]

Yeah. I was pretty surprised, too.
Got an interest in politics? I'm happy to answer any of your questions. You don't have to hide over anon.

[ghostface]

nah, fuck politics. carter was okay, though. he did a lot for my mama and my grandaddy. and me by proxy, i guess.

( more than most, anyway. the airfa was far from perfect, but it was a step. )

but i am interested in you.

[achilles]

I'm glad to hear it.

( genuinely, he is. )

Me? I'm not that interesting.
What do you want to know?

[ghostface]

it's not what i wanna know. it's what i already know. you got a loose cannon in your cabinet, huh?

[achilles]

( ah. well. )

No. I don’t.

[ghostface]

yeah, you do, mister third party. he's all kinds of scandalous.

[achilles]

Do you have something you want to say about him?

[ghostface]

off the record? he's got a nice dick, and he's fucking crazy.

[achilles]

( the truth: )

He’s not crazy.

( the lie: )

And I wouldn’t know anything about his dick. Your information is wrong.

[ghostface]

i'm frequently full of shit, but i'm rarely wrong. didn't say you'd know anything about his dick, anyway, but now i'm starting to wonder.

[achilles]

You mentioned it. Is that all you want to say?

[ghostface]

not remotely, but i don't wanna bust my nut so early.

( this isn't even foreplay, after all. )

just a pulse check. (:

[achilles]

Because I’m the president?

[ghostface]

no, that doesn't really mean anything to me. you snow bunny politicians are a dime a dozen. it's the rest of you i'm interested in.

do you like broken things, ash?

[achilles]

( "snow bunny" ??? screams )

I like breaking things.

[ghostface]

( that explains a little. )

do you like breaking already broken things?

[achilles]

I'd say I'm non-discriminating.
I like putting them back together again, too.

[ghostface]

that only works if humpty dumpty still has all his pieces. some shit you can't fix.

[achilles]

I don't believe that. Even if the end shape is different, broken things can still be fixed.

[ghostface]

well, we all gotta be wrong sometimes.