"but finding new ways to hurt you is always so pretty to me, little prince. "
WHAT WENT WRONG
► adopted ► joined military ► had sex with sister ► rejected proposal ► met an old sorcerer ► became president ► rejected proposal x2 ► dead wife ► does not own any cows
RED FLAGS
► incest ► trained dom daddy ► safewords not required ► only eats unseasoned chicken ► gray bedsheets
GREEN FLAGS
► democrat but better ► old romantic ► likes books ► oral sex ► literally king arthur
no subject