"your honor, i stand before you accused of being sweet."
WHAT WENT WRONG
► homophobic father ► caught giving his tennis bf a blowie by above ► got tennis bf killed by following him into the army ► unofficially adopted/mentored by senator smith ► senator smith killed himself after son lenny was outed
RED FLAGS
► republican ► deeply closeted homosexual ► high functioning alcoholic ► smoker ► emotionally unavailable ► untrained one-off dom daddy extraordinaire ► can pass a lie detector test with flying colors ► knows where all the bodies are buried bc he buried them ► broke tim laughlin's heart
GREEN FLAGS
► war hero ► speaks 3 languages ► solid political network + plenty of favors to call in ► wickedly charming + stunningly good-looking ► good taste in scotch, cars, clothes + pretty brunette boys ► excellent gift-giver ► knows where all the bodies are buried bc he buried them
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