all the dior in the world can't buy you class. you know how many people would be happy to see my ass dimples? are you planning on wearing a paper bag over your head during this favor? don't call it that. you can be my dateless plus one to whatever reptile gathering you have on your calendar.
you know how many people have already seen them, whore? you're my plus one. don't get confused. and i'm only bringing you because you're the vice president and semi-decent to look at.
at least people want to see mine. no risk of a vagina with teeth attacking them when they go down there. i retract my previously agreeable tone. where do you want me to go? i don't trust you.
are we sure you're not a full blown homosexual? if that was agreeable you fooled me. and a house party in the hamptons. for a governor. moore, if you've heard of her.
questioning my bisexuality because i specifically don't want to see your vagina is textbook narcissism. wait, this is our mother's hampton house party? why am i your plus one? why didn't i get a personal invitation to decline?
well, it is a top notch snatch. if you were wondering. because i'm bringing you. you, not your aide. family. i'll tell him to book your ticket, bubby wubby.
technically i'm not bringing anyone, because i'm not coming. his name is hawkins fuller. you said you needed a date, and i'm giving you one. favor granted.
embry. i'm not bringing some little fucktoy you bark around. no one wants to see him. i'm bringing you. my extremely annoying and yet undeniably charming stepbrother. i'm bringing you so i don't need to find a date, because i don't want to find a date. the whole family is going. i mean everyone.
calm down, sissy. he's actually kind of like you, in that i think maybe he belongs in prison but i can't prove it. finally giving up on anyone loving you? what kind of house party is this? i know i didn't miss mom's birthday. are you pregnant again? aren't you a little old for that?
fine. make sure the swimsuit you bring isn't too gay, or senator wilde will feel you up. again. his pinching has only gotten meaner since he's gotten older.
god you really are a slut. we're taking dates, not sex. sex is way easier. when was the last time you were on one? being unlovable does run in the family. 💃 well i love you bubby, and i can be convinced to put out if you play your cards right.
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are you planning on wearing a paper bag over your head during this favor?
don't call it that. you can be my dateless plus one to whatever reptile gathering you have on your calendar.
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you're my plus one. don't get confused. and i'm only bringing you because you're the vice president and semi-decent to look at.
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i retract my previously agreeable tone. where do you want me to go? i don't trust you.
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if that was agreeable you fooled me.
and a house party in the hamptons. for a governor. moore, if you've heard of her.
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wait, this is our mother's hampton house party? why am i your plus one? why didn't i get a personal invitation to decline?
you can take my aide as a date.
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because i'm bringing you. you, not your aide. family. i'll tell him to book your ticket, bubby wubby.
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technically i'm not bringing anyone, because i'm not coming.
his name is hawkins fuller. you said you needed a date, and i'm giving you one.
favor granted.
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embry. i'm not bringing some little fucktoy you bark around. no one wants to see him.
i'm bringing you. my extremely annoying and yet undeniably charming stepbrother. i'm bringing you so i don't need to find a date, because i don't want to find a date.
the whole family is going. i mean everyone.
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finally giving up on anyone loving you?
what kind of house party is this? i know i didn't miss mom's birthday. are you pregnant again? aren't you a little old for that?
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fine.
make sure the swimsuit you bring isn't too gay, or senator wilde will feel you up. again. his pinching has only gotten meaner since he's gotten older.
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send the details to hawkins.
you owe me big time. i hope the shit you take tonight is bigger than the one you took in prague.
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can't be any bigger than childbirth, if you feel like bringing that up again.
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since when do you have trouble getting a date?
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don't you understand that?
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when was the last time you were on one? being unlovable does run in the family. 💃 well i love you bubby, and i can be convinced to put out if you play your cards right.